I know I've said it before, but it bears repeating:
Kat Nove is a genius; also she's the funniest person alive, second only to David Sedaris. At some point, she and I plan to saddle up our gays and head out on a road trip. The fact that one of us needs to become rich and/or famous first figures into the equation, but as soon as that happens, we'll rent some sort of convertible car, and head out like Thelma and Louise. Only we'll have our favorite boys to accompany us; boys who won't come near us with their penises. My favorite kind of boys, on most days.
If you're not reading her blog, you're an idiot. Okay, so that's harsh. You're not getting the most out of the life you are living if you aren't reading her blog. I've put a link below; read the blog 'Where Everybody knows...'
Take a look at the fabulous song parody she's written. Sing along as you read, but be sure to sing to the tune of the song from CHEERS 'Where Everybody Knows Your Name'.
Where Everybody Knows You're Gay
Making your way past bigots today
Takes everything you’ve got
Taking a break from homophobes
And remembering that you’re hot
Isn’t it great to be a gay?
All those nights when you get in fights
Because you sometimes swish
It’s the way of nature
But at times you have to wish
They’d get a life and leave you alone
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows you’re gay
And they’re always up for play
You want to be where you can see
Leather chaps, penis straws and brie
You want to be where everybody knows you’re gay.
Roll out of bed, Mr. Cockster is dead
The morning’s looking bleak
Your shrink is running for Congress
To vote against you freaks
And your boyfriend wants to date a girl.
Be glad there’s one place in the world
Where everybody knows you’re gay
And they’re fans of Tina Fey
You want to go where hot guys know
Who gives the best bee jay
You want to go where everybody knows you’re gay.
