Intolerance will not be tolerated.
Irreverence is revered.
Having sex with a vampire is necrophilia.
Bitter isn’t the new black…we are!
Witty is better than pretty.
If you’ve fallen and you can’t get up, we’ll laugh at you.
There’s no such thing as too many cigarettes.
The Amazing Race should pick us as contestants.
If you’re a man and you wear jewelry… that’s gross.
Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.
WAITING FOR KARL ROVE (available in Paperback and in Kindle)
Waiting for Karl Rove is irreverent, politically incorrect satirical fiction masquerading as road trip memoir. If you become befuddled by the first person perspective told from the point of view of dual-protagonists, you’re probably just stupid. That’s a personal problem as far as we can see; yours, not ours. We are two writers on a wild road trip to the top of the New York Times Bestseller List and this book is blatant self-promotion.
And what is this titillating tome about, you ask?
Think Thelma and Louise—only Thelma’s menopausal, Louise is an erratic big-mouth with a penchant for discussing her hemorrhoids, and they’re on a road trip to wrestle an apology from Karl Rove by any means necessary. That’s really all you need to know.
WAITING FOR KARL ROVE - THE SEQUEL
EDEN ROAD BLOG RADIO INTERVIEW AND BOOK EXCERPT READ BY me and Kat
RADIO INTERVIEW WITH CYRUS WEBB - WAITING FOR KARL ROVE
ONE MINUTE TEASER:
A FIT OF HISSY (available in Kindle on Amazon.com)
A Fit of Hissy is a mélange of schlock, a cornucopia of wisdom; observational satire, short stories, delectable musings, and the occasional song parody.
Other things of interest...
Zombies Ain't Funny (available on amazon.com or veinarmor.com)
(both Kat & I have short zombie stories in this anthology)