Deadpan Karaoke

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Song parodies with a sadistic bent. *New songs added periodically.
WARNING: Do not partake if you are easily offended, judgmental, or have health issues.

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A collection of bawdy, politically and oftentimes grammatically incorrect, insensitive, raunchy and offensive song parodies to sing at parties, bars, karaoke clubs and some locations other than jail.

© 2010 Mitchell Geller, Jeni Decker, and Kat Nove, respectively. All rights reserved. No portion may be reprinted without the written consent of the author. Don’t steal this. Any intent to do so may result in a dramatic loss of sperm count, permanent hemorrhoids, psoriasis, warts, or all of the above in no particular order.

Hazy
(sung to the tune of Patsy Cline’s ‘Crazy’)
WARNING: RATED ‘R’ for raunchy



I Just Shit Out Her Bathroom Window
(sung to the tune of The Beatles ‘She Came In Through The Bathroom Window’)
WARNING: Potty Humor



Dirty Sanchez busts a Rhyme
(sung to the tune of Britney Spears ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time‘)
WARNING: Rated ‘K’ for Kicking a Guy When He’s Down





My Va-Jay-Jay Bling (sung to the tune of A Few of My Favorite Things)
RATED: C for Cheezy
(this one isn't deadpan, just off-key.)



ADDICTED TO DILL
Rated 'S' for Silly
Performed by Jeni Decker & Kat Nove(a song to cheer up a sick friend)