Deadpan Karaoke




Song parodies with a sadistic bent. *New songs added periodically.

WARNING: Do not partake if you are easily offended, judgmental, or have health issues.


Hazy
(sung to the tune of Patsy Cline’s ‘Crazy’)
WARNING: RATED ‘R’ for raunchy



I Just Shit Out Her Bathroom Window
(sung to the tune of The Beatles ‘She Came In Through The Bathroom Window’)
WARNING: Potty Humor



Dirty Sanchez busts a Rhyme
(sung to the tune of Britney Spears ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time‘)
WARNING: Rated ‘K’ for Kicking a Guy When He’s Down





My Va-Jay-Jay Bling
(sung to the tune of A Few of My Favorite Things)
RATED: C for Cheezy
(this one isn't deadpan, just off-key.)



ADDICTED TO DILL
Rated 'S' for Silly
Performed by Jeni Decker & Kat Nove(a song to cheer up a sick friend)