Born to be Alive

What does a lazy blogger do when she's busy writing the next chapter of her newest tome (in this case a co-written adventure with Ms. Kat Nove) and has little time to blog?

Well, how about a blast from the past, sure to tickle your funny bone or provoke your gag reflex. Either way, good stuff.

Thanks to John Hamler, wackadoo writer extraordinaire, for supplying me with the link.

Enjoy!


Patrick Hernandez - Born To Be Alive

What are These Two Women Up To?

I think my phone is being tapped.

I’m pretty sure an unmarked FBI car has been making regular trips back and forth in front of my driveway and the cows in the pasture across from my house have become suspicious.

Both of which has led to twice-daily usage of my Preparation-H.™

I believe this is what happens when writers without agents embark upon blatant self-promotion. I could probably use some legal advice. How could collaborating on a book get two gals into so much trouble?

Should Kat and I end up in the pokey, I can only hope I make some new friends.