Friday, May 7, 2010
What are These Two Women Up To?
I think my phone is being tapped.
I’m pretty sure an unmarked FBI car has been making regular trips back and forth in front of my driveway and the cows in the pasture across from my house have become suspicious.
Both of which has led to twice-daily usage of my Preparation-H.™
I believe this is what happens when writers without agents embark upon blatant self-promotion. I could probably use some legal advice. How could collaborating on a book get two gals into so much trouble?
Should Kat and I end up in the pokey, I can only hope I make some new friends.
Posted by Jeni Decker at 9:52 AM
Labels: Bush’s Brain, FBI, fiction, Jeni Decker, kat nove, liars, menopause, non-fiction, Preparation-H, publicity, road trip, turd blossom, writers books, writing
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If you go to jail, I'll put a small tube of Prep-H in a giant muffin for you. Swear.ReplyDelete