Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Spam I Am
Human junk they say I am.
They do not like me, Spam-I-am.
So what if I don’t know Voltaire?
I don’t think that’s here or there.
I don’t give a tinkers dam,
I’m representin’ Uncle Sam
Have you seen my big ’ole house?
Or my sporty, hunky spouse?
How I hate every lame-stream louse,
Can’t they appreciate my nice blouse?
Did you see my appearance on FOX?
The rest of the media can suck Todd’s co*&!
Only on Fox…Only on Fox…
Not in Wolfe’s house. Not with that mouse. (Rachel Maddow!)
I won’t speak to them here or there.
I won’t speak to them anywhere.
I will not take their oral exams;
gotcha questions from the lame-stream band.
I do not like bagels and lox,
but I will eat them live on FOX.
I do not really trust my spouse,
but I’ll fake it till I hit the White House.
I couldn’t care less if you hate who I am.
Just, please, follow me with your video cams.
A brain! A brain! I’ve got a big brain!
How ‘bout a misquoted quote from Mark Twain?
I know Mark Twain! Wrote a book, didn’t he?
I got it right! Look at me, look at me!
I would not, could not, stop in the Bronx.
I heard “those people” would give me small pox.
What did you say! There in the dark!
That’s no place for my bus to be parked!
I would not, could not, step on the F Train.
Around minorities my interest does wane.
I’m not comfy with disenfranchised peeps,
I do not like mediocrity.
Not in my house. Not in a box.
Not with my spouse. Not even on FOX.
I will not meet them here or there.
I will not meet them anywhere!
Did you ever read Green Eggs and Ham?
Seuss was a fascist, wasn’t he?
Could you, would you, buy MY books?
There’s lotsa big words, just take a look!
You will not like them? So you say.
Try them! Try them! And you may.
Buy them and you may, I say.
Do it for the USA.