Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Courage and Consequence

TO: The Architect of Guano: Karl Rove
FROM: A Satisfied Customer

Dear Mr. Rove,

I just returned from one of my thrice-daily bathroom sabbaticals where I read portions of your book, Courage and Consequence, one ‘sitting’ at a time. (I eat a lot of roughage, hence the 3x a day thing.)

Thank goodness I have a hearty septic system because I find your book serves dual purposes: laugh out loud satirical reading material, (it’s satire, right?) and I won’t have to buy toilet paper for a good long while. (that’s what I call recycling!)

Thanks again!

“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.”
--George Carlin

"The great masses of people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than a small one."
--Adolf Hitler

"[T]he people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
-- Karl Rove


  1. Ha ha ha, love the choices of books out there! And just think, my book doesn't get picked up! Well, perhaps I need to get elected, act like and idiot after ruining peoples lives and THEN write a book. Boy, am I going about this the wrong way...


  2. Yes, I believe we're going at it all wrong, Ann. We need to cause some kind of scandal, cause ruin to an entire country and THEN try to publish a book. Or say something stupid like 'Lipstick on a Pig'... ;)