TO: The Architect of Guano: Karl Rove
FROM: A Satisfied Customer
Dear Mr. Rove,
I just returned from one of my thrice-daily bathroom sabbaticals where I read portions of your book, Courage and Consequence, one ‘sitting’ at a time. (I eat a lot of roughage, hence the 3x a day thing.)
Thank goodness I have a hearty septic system because I find your book serves dual purposes: laugh out loud satirical reading material, (it’s satire, right?) and I won’t have to buy toilet paper for a good long while. (that’s what I call recycling!)
“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.”
"The great masses of people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than a small one."
"[T]he people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
-- Karl Rove